✦ LinkedIn Profile Roast

Your LinkedIn is
a crime scene.

Export your profile as a PDF (Profile → More → Save to PDF) or paste it. Get a brutal AI verdict — then rebuild it.

YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE

Click to upload your LinkedIn PDF export

Profile → More (⋯) → Save to PDF, then upload here

3 free roasts per day. Nothing is stored.

Analyzing
Profile-O-Meter
🔥
Scrolling past your headline.
LinkedIn Roast
The Verdict
—/100
Calculating...
— ROAST SCORE Safe Crisis
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The Verdict
Score Breakdown
Headline weakness—
About section weakness—
Evidence of Crimes
⚠ Most Egregious Offense
✦ Point in Your Defense
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Profile: fixed. Now let's prep you for the actual interview →
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$24.99one-time · 90 days

Now let's rebuild it.

Headline options, a rewritten About, and a completeness checklist.

This tool
LinkedIn Rewrite
$6.99
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3 rewritten headline options, a rewritten About section, your top 3 experience entries rewritten, and a profile-completeness checklist.
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